Assignment 11 - Lentz

This is the story of Fuzzy Wuzzy the bear. It is widely known that Fuzzy Wuzzy the bear had no hair. Yes, we know this. But, the age-long question we are all wondering is, "Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy, was he?" The short and easy answer is no, he was not very fuzzy for he had no hair. However, it goes deeper than that. The whole idea of a bear, and a bear specifically named "Fuzzy Wuzzy," not having hair is absurd, so we must think of this using another question: Was Fuzzy Wuzzy Fuzzy, even though he didn't have any hair. The answer must be yes. The scientific perspective of a bear being born without hair but still being fuzzy says that the chances of this may be lower than a bear being born with hair and without being fuzzy. Nevertheless, Fuzzy Wuzzy the bear was born with a rare skin mutation that made him hairless, yet fuzzy, and this is the only logical conclusion to anyone wondering if a bear named Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy.