Assignment 11 - Bird-Pollan

 I'm very excited to start at University of Chicago with my very cool and totally unique major. Oh, you're wondering what my major is? I'm majoring in bromance languages and literatures. Bromances like this include famous ones like Romeo and Benvolio and Hamlet and Horatio. These bromances are so important to literature, especially literature from the 16th and 17th centuries. Without Benvolio, Romeo would have no one to tell him he's crazy. Without Horatio, Hamlet would be lost after his father dies (although there is actually a strong argument for Hamlet being lost throughout the whole play..). These bromances, in my opinion, totally carry the plays! Without the bros who play devil's advocate/fairy godmother, the bros who are super impulsive and never think things through would be dead (too soon?) or, at least, they would've died earlier in the play. Imagine a world where Romeo and Hamlet had survived. This world could've been realized if these bromances had been stronger.